Paris: the city of love and... oh who are we trying to kid? MUTANTS!!!

Navo and Emmy were on top of the eifel tower, a very dim reminder of what used to be one of the worlds greatest building. "Emmy.... I wanted to ask you something..." Navo blurted. Emmy smiled "yes???" Navo got on one knee in front of Emmy "ahem..." he cleared his throught and grabbed a little case from his pocket "will you m-" he never finished his sentance as a mutant cry sounded out of the distance "Damn" Navo swore Emmy smiled "remember that question for later, we got some mutants to fry!"

"Dude, you haven't even been going out that long, what makes you think that she'd say yes" screamed orcarna to the lovers.

"I'm the only eligible human she knows!" Navo screamed back "Of course she'd say yes, and besides, I never got to ask the question!"

"well she knows me... a bit...sorta...no, she doesn't know me"

"damn straight she doesn't know you!" Navo shouted, although, he pulled Emmy closer and put a hand on his gun, ready to shoot Orcarna, should he come any closer

4A1L snuck behind the two and stabbed both of his tomahawks in their backs.

In out of nowg=here there came a voice saying: "ASSASSINation"

"Score" grinned orcarna

as Emmy and Navo respawned, both looked at 4A1L and Orcarna. Emmy shot 4A1L and then stabbed him, dealing a total of 60 points, leaving 4A1L with 90 points left. Navo then shot 4A1L with his Magnum, then stabbed him with his sword, dealing a total of 130 damage and completely slaughtering 4A1L with damage to spare. Navo grinned and looked at Orcarna "You're next!"

"hit me see what happens!"yelled orcarna to the allies, "I'll come up there and kill you"

At that point navo and emmy dropped dead agian with two tomahawks in thier backs.
4A1L jumped down and joined orcarna.

In the midst of all the confusion a tank had rolled up and now shot off the leg of the Eiffel tower..... Which promptly collapsed and fell into the water and sank........

Emmy and Navo respawned in the air where the Eifel tower used to be. Navo, a firm believer in the "Wil-e-Cyote" religion, promptly held up a sign saying "I'm not paid enough, then he fell and died, respawning n the ground. because god apparently has a sense of humor, Emmy was granted the ability to float gently to the ground, wreathed in light. Navo looked furious "YOU JUST KNOCKED DOWN ON EOF THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD!!! IN THE MOST ROMANTIC CITY!!! YOU MUFFIN BRAIN!!!" he screamed at the tank which held Tulku. Emmy swore and looked over at Orcana and 4A1L "Orcana, this is not exactly the best way to earn a girls attention. 4A1L, dear, I'm not angry at you. it's not your fault that your programmer tells you to do these things and you're obliged to obey." she batted her eyelids at 4A1L who looked at her like she was telling him that space has oxygen and blue sky's.

"What the ****" yelled orcarna "look what you did" he continued to scream.
"you cant just do that to a tower" he screamed "if you want to do it right you have to use a wrecking ball"

OOC: Navo, There are 10 types of wonders and none of them include the eifel tower.
Seven Wonders of the Ancient World
* Great Pyramid of Giza
* Hanging Gardens of Babylon
* Statue of Zeus at Olympia
* Temple of Artemis at Ephesus
* Mausoleum of Maussollos at Halicarnassus
* Colossus of Rhodes
* Lighthouse of Alexandria

Wonders of the Medieval World
* Stonehenge
* Colosseum
* Catacombs of Kom el Shoqafa
* Great Wall of China
* Porcelain Tower of Nanjing
* Hagia Sophia
* Leaning Tower of Pisa
Other sites included on such lists:

* Taj Mahal[6]
* Cairo Citadel[7]
* Ely Cathedral[8]
* Cluny Abbey[9]

American Society of Civil Engineers
Channel Tunnel
CN Tower
Empire State Building
Golden Gate Bridge
Itaipu Dam
Delta Works/ Zuiderzee Works
Panama Canal

New 7 Wonders Foundation's seven wonders of the world
Great Wall of China
Petra
Christ the Redeemer
Machu Picchu
Chichen Itza
Roman Colosseum
Taj Mahal
Great Pyramid (Honorary Candidate)

USA Today's New Seven Wonders
Potala Palace
Old City of Jerusalem
Polar ice caps
Papahānaumokuākea Marine National Monument
Internet
Maya ruins
Great Migration of Serengeti and Masai Mara
Grand Canyon (viewer-chosen eighth wonder)

Seven Natural Wonders of the World
* Grand Canyon
* Great Barrier Reef
* Harbour of Rio de Janeiro
* Mount Everest
* Aurora
* Parícutin volcano
* Victoria Falls

Seven Wonders of the Underwater World
* Palau
* Belize Barrier Reef
* Great Barrier Reef
* Deep-Sea Vents
* Galápagos Islands
* Lake Baikal
* Northern Red Sea

Seven Wonders of the Industrial World
* SS Great Eastern
* Bell Rock Lighthouse
* Brooklyn Bridge
* London sewerage system
* First Transcontinental Railroad
* Panama Canal
* Hoover Dam

Travel wonders of the world

Man-made travel wonders

1. Giza pyramid complex
2. Great Wall of China
3. Taj Mahal
4. Machu Picchu
5. Bali
6. Angkor Wat
7. Forbidden City
8. Bagan Temples & Pagodas
9. Karnak Temple
10. Teotihuacán

Natural travel wonders

1. Serengeti Migration
2. Galápagos Islands
3. Grand Canyon
4. Iguazu Falls
5. Amazon Rainforest
6. Ngorongoro Crater
7. Great Barrier Reef
8. Victoria Falls
9. Bora Bora
10. Cappadocia

OOC: Geezuz, sorry...

OOC: do you like my post, pretty neat, huh?

OOC: dude, you are a nerd...

OOC: no I just do my research. (I'm the smart noe, i mean "one")

OOC: ...idiot...

Tulku stepped out of his tank, looked at the mess he created, and said "Wow, what a mess......"

"Mess, MESS, YOU CALL THIS A MESS!" Orcarna yelled at tulku "I FIND THIS A MASTER PIECE!"

"Yer well.......I think it looks cool.......But mind u, i like mess." Tulku said matter-of-factly.

"Mess is good in a "I can't stand to be a neat-freak any more"